Funny Joke: A Girl and Her Grandpa Go to the Store
A clerk tries it on with a pretty girl who's at the store he works at with her granddad. He asks for an odd form of paytment, but his plans are scuppered...
These Two Idiots Are Divulging Their Secrets (Funny Joke)
Two panhandlers are discussing how they make their money. One doesn't realize what the other does to make so much more, but it soon becomes apparent...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends
Fay, a busy housewife, enjoys playing a game of bridge with her female friends, but they'r sick of her lewd jokes. They decide to offer her an ultimatum...
Hilarious: Let's Use Drawings to Explain Everything
A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...
This Joke Starts With a New Manager Taking Over the Reins
When a manager comes in to a company to replace the outgoing one, things immediately begin to get weird...
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
This Joke Starts With a Man Hanging From the Ceiling
A psychologists goes to see his patients and soon comes across one hanging off the ceiling, and another attempting to saw wood using just his hands...
He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)
A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...
Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam
A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...
Hilarious: Don't Worry Honey, He's On His Way
A woman is playing a round of gold with her husband when he has a heart attack. Luckily, it seems that there's a doctor on the course...
This Joke Starts With Two Sisters Buying a Bull
A blonde and a brunette inherit a ranch that they progressively run into the ground. They're told that they need a bull in order to save the day...
A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)
When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...
Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?
A man is walking along a street when he's startled to find a couples having relations outside a particular house. He knocks on the door to find out what's going on...
Hilarious: This Is How You Get Things Done With Officials
When this preacher comes across a jackass in his front yard, he immediately harbors suspicion about who he's related to...
Warning: Hilarious Reasons Men Die Younger
Men are always hell-bent on cutting corners, and this usually means having a total disregard for health and safety. Take a look at these 28 photos.
Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over
An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...
We Guarantee That These Dumb Jokes Will Make You Giggle
Here is a collection of jokes that are so dumb they're actually quite funny.
This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi
Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...
This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey
A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...
This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking About Minerals
A science teacher asks her students about which mineral they would pick if they had a choice to do so. Here's how they answered...
This Joke Starts With An Airplane Flying Over Yellowstone
This joke is the story of a mid-air mix-up that'll leave you in stitches with laughter...
Funny Joke: Can You Do That In Reverse, Dad?
When a father takes his snobbish son to tour his sausage factory, the son isn't impressed in the slightest. The father soon becomes infuriated...
People's Decisions Can Be Hilariously Dumb Sometimes...
How can people be do such dumb things? It really beggars belief, but luckily for us, other people's stupidity can mean endless laughter for us. Enjoy!
Do You Enjoy a Good One-Liner? If So, You'll Love These
Do you enjoy a good one-liner? I don't think that there are many who don't. These 15 are some of the funniest you will ever read!
Hilarious: Grandpa, Can You Please Tell Me Who Made You?
A granddaughter and grandfather are sitting together on a couch. Soon, she asks him about who made him...
The Hilarious Differences Between Cats & Dogs...
Anyone that has the pleasure of sharing a home with both a cat and a dog will know these differences all too well. Take a look at these 20 hilarious memes.
Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker
A cheeky young construction worker thinks he can have his way with an older colleague, but little did he know how wrong he was...
Mr. Bean Can't Even Go to Hospital without Making a Scene!
Mr. Bean has to go to the hospital , but soon realizes that he will have a pretty long wait...
Hilarious: Excuse Me Miss, But How Do You Pronounce This?
A visit to Wales often throws up difficulties with pronunciation, and for these three tourists, their visit was no exception...
How Did They Get the Timing of These Pics So Right?
It does take quite a lot for a perfect shot to come together, but when it does, it can be hysterically funny. Take a look at these 15 perfectly-timed shots.
Hilarious: Mr. Psychiatrist, What Am I Doing Wrong?
A man is at a loss as to why his love life has turned dysfunctional. As a result, he turns to a psychiatrist to get to the bottom of his issues...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...
This Joke Starts With Preparations For a Wrestling Match
An American wrestler has a big bout with a Russian wrestler, and he's not sure how to win the match. He soon adopts a novel new tactic...
Hilarious: Some Translations are Too Funny to Correct!
When you're running a business in some far-off land, there's no excuse for not using Google Translate to make a sign. These disastrous results are hilarious!
This Joke Starts With a Cowboy & Minister On a Flight
A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...
You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)
Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.
Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side
A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Discovering a Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Old Man Has Been Saving Up For His Entire Life...
A very young bride and her rather old groom are getting married at a hotel. She thinks she's finally getting her hands on his vast fortune...
This Joke Starts With Some Annoying Early Morning Joggers
A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...
This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle
Three explorers are trekking through the jungle. They're lost and starving. Lo and behold, they come across a cannibal's restaurant deep in the jungle...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
This Joke Starts With a Lady Spending the Night With a Man
When a woman meets a guy at a bar, she inevitably ends up back at his place. To her surprise, there are teddy bears as far as the eye can see.
Mr. Bean Takes His Hilarious Comedy Transatlantic!
In this hilarious video clip, Mr. Bean is flying to America...but things don't go as smoothly as he'd have hoped.
This Joke Starts With Some Contractors At the White House
Three contractors from different US states descend on the White House to get a contract to fix a broken fence. The negotiating begins in earnest...
America's Funniest Church Signs to Brighten Your Day
Churches seem to have found that addressing dwindling congregations can be achieved with a great sense of humor. Here are 14 hysterically funny US church signs.
After An Argument In Bed, Hubby Is On the Couch (Funny)
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Hilarious: Mommy, Why Don't Airplanes Have Babies?
A young boy is on a Southwest airlines flight with his mom when he begins to ask "biological" questions. His mom quickly enlists the stewardess' help...
This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
This Joke Starts With Two Guys Coming Across a Big Hole
When two guys happen across a deep hole in the woods, they decided to see how deep it really is by throwing a few pebbles to the bottom...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
Hilarious: To Be Young and Frolicking In the Countryside...
An elderly man is taking a walk through the French countryside when he spots a couple getting frisky in a field. Immediately, something seems off...
This Joke Starts With a Young Lady Bringing Her Fiancee Home
After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...
These Funny Illustrations Show What Life Is Like With Kids!
Jim Benton is a cartoonist and illustrator who has managed to capture life with young kids perfectly. Take a look at his hilarious drawings.
Hilarious: This Blonde Thinks Her Car Parts Were Stolen
When a blonde gets into her car, she notices a bunch of car parts that were there when she left them missing. She immediately reports the theft to 911...
Joke: Things Get Interesting When Hubby's Friend Pops Over
When her husband's weird friend shows up uninvited, this wife knows that she's in for a rather odd time...
Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?
A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...
Two Hikers Out For a Walk Have Unexpected Company (Funny)
Two hikers are out enjoying the countryside, when they begin to be chased by a bear. The first thing they can think to do is climb the nearest tree...
These Hilarious Kids Were Left Unsupervised...
When toddlers or young children are left on their own, the likelihood is a disaster will ensue. Here are 20 timely reminders why they shouldn't be left alone!
It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
When a Ridiculous Sign is Put Up, Hilarity Ensues!
There are certain signs that you come across that leave you wondering what was going on in the mind of the person that put it up. Here are 16 hilarious signs.
This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat
When a man attempts to steal a hat from a church and fails, he is duly punished. Little did he know that memories of his old one would soon come flooding back..
Hilarious: The Hillbilly Wedding From Hell
This family has a weird tradition of letting the best man get the first dance at a wedding. Inevitably, it was about to go wrong at some point...
Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?
When two married men are discussing how not to get yelled at after a night out, it appears that one of the men has an inspired solution...
This Joke Starts With a Pastor Receiving a Large Donation
When a pastor begins to receive a pink envelope containing $1,000 each week, he begins to wonder where the money is coming from. The donor can explain...
Have You Heard This One? A Perfect Excuse!
This commander wants an explanation, but what he hears is quite unusual.
Well, I Never Thought My Generosity Would Lead Me Here!
When word starts to spread about a generous Washington barber who gives out free haircuts to those who take care of the community, the inevitable happens...
Joke: Mommy, What's All That Thumping?
When a little boy keeps being woken up by his mom and dad's thumping, he begins to ask questions as to why this is happening...
This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft
When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...
Have You Ever Seen Such Well-Trained Lobsters?
A fisherman is caught red-handed with lobsters after the season had already been closed for two weeks. Little did the officer know that he has an explanation...
Funny: No, Grandparents, That Isn't Going to Work
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
An Irishman Is Never One to Be Outdone (Hilarious Joke)
Three men are relaxing in a sauna when a war for technological supremacy breaks out. Not to be outdone, the Irishman hatches a cunning plan...
Hilarious: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean Goes to the Cinema!
Another classic comedy moment with Mr. Bean as he takes his girlfriend to see a movie. Simple right? Anything but.
Funny: Can You Please Tell Us Your Contribution?
When various representatives of nations are gathered at the United Nations for a summit on technology, little did attendees imagine what the answers might be...
This Joke Starts With a Guy Asking For Some Polish Sausage
When a man walks into a store and begins inquiring about Polish sausage, the clerk who's serving him asks his nationality. Things soon get heated...
Hilarious: It's Pretty Easy to Determine Your Occupation
When a man gets lost in a hot air balloon, his only solution for getting back on track is to ask a man he's spotted below about where he actually is...
This Joke Starts With An Airman Speaking to New Soldiers
It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..
A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)
A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...
Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)
When an elderly couple is having lunch at McDonald's and sharing a single a meal, a young man decides to offer to pay for another meal for them...
A Jewish Man, An Italian & A Frenchman Discuss Lovemaking
Three old men appear to have retained their sexual prowess, but one of them seems to be sharper than the other two... or is he?
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
Hilarious: Are You Sure That's What You Really Want?
A man has a rather unusual request for a genie that he finds in a lamp on a Californian beach.
Joke: There's An Item of Food More Lethal Than Any Other..
When a dietitian is addressing a large audience, she asks its members some food-related questions. One man stands up to make his contribution...
Hilarious: This Nun's Improvisation Draws Some Attention
This nun cannot find a gas can, so she decides to improvise...
The Classic Comedy of Rowan Atkinson: A Full Performance!
The comedy of Rowan Atkinson like you've never seen him before - a full performance!
Hilarious: Don't Ask Me What That Is Please, Son
When a young boy keeps asking about the thing that's dangling underneath the elephant, things get
This Joke Starts With Catholics Discussing Contraception
When a group of Catholic women begin to discuss contraception methods, one of the women discusses the novel method she uses with her husband...
Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal
When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...
This Joke Starts With a Mid-Air Heart Attack
When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...