Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...
Joke: All the Excuses
Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.
This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
The Indian Hills Community Center sign in Colorado, USA, has gained a worldwide following thanks to the hilarious puns it displays. Here are 30 of them.
Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Have You Heard This Joke? Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner...
A pastor pays a visit to an elderly parishioner of his to see how she was doing. He soon eyes a bowl of chocolate-covered peanuts on her bedside table...
Joke: Enough is Enough...
An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...
Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
Have You Heard This One? The Nuns Visit NYC!
Two newly-arrived nuns are slightly apprehensive about having to eat dogs following their move to the US. Despite that, they place an order as soon as they can.
Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance
It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..
Joke: How Did You KNOW??
This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
18 Times People Interacted With Statues in Hilarious Ways
These photos of people pretending to be attacked by statues are an absolute hoot!
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can...
A state trooper pulls over a juggler for speeding and tells him he'll waive the ticket if he performs for him at the roadside...
Joke: Don't Panic!!!
When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...
Joke: The Brothel Union
Guess which profession just got unionized...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: A Naughty New Tenant
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
Joke: The Hot Dog Place
This joke begins with a country boy visiting his sister in New York.
This Classic British Sketch Will Leave in You Splits…
Enjoy this hilarious clip from the famous British comedy show 'The Two Ronnies.'
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: The Golf Injury
Two women are playing golf. Nothing out of the ordinary there, but one of them will soon give a poor man a day to forget...
Joke: King Solomon's Decision
King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...
Cats Have An Innate Ability to Be Really Naughty..
If you have a cat, you know that they can be partial to behaving like jerks sometimes. This is especially true in the 19 hilarious photos you're about to see.
Joke: The Winking Problem
This joke makes you think about how winking can get you in trouble.
Joke: The Indian Cnadidate
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?
A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...
Joke: Why So Happy?
This professor had a very interesting idea about love making...
Joke: The Best Nursing Home
This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..
Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
Joke: The Curious Little Girl
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...
Joke: A True Story
This joke proves some stories are too weird for fiction.
Joke: To Heaven and Back
A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect
Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...
Joke: It's All Relative...
A man looks up to the sky and begins to identify shapes in the clouds. He decides to strike up a conversation with God...
Cheeky Joke: Meeting the Parents
A biker just found himself the perfect Harley with a tube of Vaseline thrown in to protect it from the rain.Things start to go awry at his girlfriend's house...
Joke: Dad, I Need Money
A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...
Joke: Driving By the Numbers
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
Joke: The Silver Haired Husband
This wife's words are so encouraging.
Joke: Ah, to Be Six Again...
A man doesn't know what to do when his wife says she wants to be six again...
Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign
Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
Joke: Anything to Regret?
A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...
This Joke Begins With a Bar and an Irish Man
This man has a beautiful custom when it comes to family and drinking.
Joke: The Weird Letter
A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...
Joke: The Duck Rule
When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...
This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...
Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
Joke: Everything For a $1
When a man sees an ad for a vacation at a golf resort where everything costs just a single dollar, he immediately decides to book himself a holiday...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens
When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper
The state decides to spend $6 million to raise all highway signs by 12 inches. A state trooper and farmer soon get talking about it...
Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...
When a pastor is mistaken for a country singer while doing his rounds, he's quite taken aback, however he soon gets used to his new-found fame...
Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!
A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: The Three Politicians
Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...
Naughty Joke: These Days Are Much More Liberal, Grandma
When a granddaughter comes downstairs in a see-through blouse and without a bra on, grandma plots a fitting response for her not doing as she says...
Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona
A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...
Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife
When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...
Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix
Two roofers are working on the roof of a barn when a slight mishap means that they knock the ladder over. Fortunately, there's another way down...
Joke: Two Elderly Men and the Whole-Wheat Bread
Two elderly men are having a conversation about lovemaking, when one of them proclaims that he slept with a 30-year-old multiple times. He reveals his secret....
Joke: The Bank Meeting
A banker runs into an 80-year-old rancher friend while in town, and asks him to address rumors about him marrying a mail-order bride...
HILARIOUS: 14 Silly Signs That'll Make Your Day
Need a laugh? Check out these hilariously weird signs that make no sense.
Joke: A Single Mother of 8
A magazine journalist is over at a mom-of-eight's house conducting an interview. Apparently, she has a novel way of calling for them...
Joke: Bad News, Trooper
A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...
Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?
A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...
Funny Nature Facts: Deception in the Forest
What do animals use to fool others in the forest? Today we learn all about it - with humor!
These “Police Officers” Have a Great Sense of Humor
Police officers can have a great sense of humor too, as you will find out in this hilarious compilation.
Joke: This Blonde Doesn't Quite Get What Her Doctor Meant
A Blonde heads to the doctor to lose some weight. Sadly, she misunderstands her doctor's instructions.
HILARIOUS: 20 Signs That Are Too Funny to Pass By
We could all use a bit of laughter these days, and what’s better than brilliantly funny signs?
Joke: The Broke Student and His Brilliant Idea
This dog can not only talk, but also read!
Joke: Come On, Honey...
A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...
Joke: The Fastest Fire Department
When a bunch of volunteers arrive in an old fire truck to put out a fire, it didn't take long for a mishap to occur...
Joke: Drunken Lies
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
Joke: Now is NOT the Time!
When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).
Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?
A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...
Joke: A Stern Warning
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game took it upon itself to warn outdoorsmen of the dangers of bears. Its advice was odd to say the least...
Joke: The Case of Einstein's Twin
Albert Einstein is touring the speaker's circuit, but he gets fed up of it pretty quickly. He soon hatches a cunning plan...
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Joke: This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless!
A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...
Joke: The Panty Rule
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela
When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...
Joke: What's Your SECRET?
Three old men appear to have retained their sexual prowess, but one of them seems to be sharper than the other two... or is he?
Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch
Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...
Puns, Puns and More Puns! Are You Ready For Some Laughs?
If you’re a fan of puns, then you cannot afford to miss this hilarious collection of brain-teasing one-liners and pun-tastic jokes!
This Joke Starts With An Atheist Arguing In Court
An atheist is in a courtroom arguing the case for atheists to have their own holiday, such as Christmas or Passover. The judge isn't having any of it...
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...
Joke: The Drunk Minister
A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...
Joke: How Do I Look?
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Joke: My Beer is Better!
At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...
Joke: Life in the Fertilized Egg Business
Whitey is in the fertilized egg business, with several hundred young hens laying eggs for him. The roosters, on the other hand, were far less numerous...
10 Funny Comics Reveal the Annoying Side of Technology
With all the convenience computers brought into our lives, they also brought some universal moments of frustration. These funny comics capture them perfectly.
Joke: The Helpful Cop
A policeman is doing his rounds when he sees a little boy attempting to ring a doorbell. Little does he know about what the boy is really doing...