Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign
Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
Joke: Anything to Regret?
A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...
Joke: The Weird Letter
A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...
Joke: The Duck Rule
When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...
This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...
Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
Joke: Everything For a $1
When a man sees an ad for a vacation at a golf resort where everything costs just a single dollar, he immediately decides to book himself a holiday...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens
When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper
The state decides to spend $6 million to raise all highway signs by 12 inches. A state trooper and farmer soon get talking about it...
Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...
When a pastor is mistaken for a country singer while doing his rounds, he's quite taken aback, however he soon gets used to his new-found fame...
Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!
A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: The Three Politicians
Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...
Naughty Joke: These Days Are Much More Liberal, Grandma
When a granddaughter comes downstairs in a see-through blouse and without a bra on, grandma plots a fitting response for her not doing as she says...
Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona
A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...
Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife
When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...
Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix
Two roofers are working on the roof of a barn when a slight mishap means that they knock the ladder over. Fortunately, there's another way down...
Joke: Two Elderly Men and the Whole-Wheat Bread
Two elderly men are having a conversation about lovemaking, when one of them proclaims that he slept with a 30-year-old multiple times. He reveals his secret....
Joke: The Bank Meeting
A banker runs into an 80-year-old rancher friend while in town, and asks him to address rumors about him marrying a mail-order bride...
Joke: A Single Mother of 8
A magazine journalist is over at a mom-of-eight's house conducting an interview. Apparently, she has a novel way of calling for them...
Joke: Bad News, Trooper
A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...
Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?
A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...
20 Hilarious Comics Filled With Wit, Fun, and Humor!
These hilarious comic strips by legendary cartoonist Mark Parisi are guaranteed to make you chuckle.
Joke: Come On, Honey...
A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...
Joke: The Fastest Fire Department
When a bunch of volunteers arrive in an old fire truck to put out a fire, it didn't take long for a mishap to occur...
Joke: Now is NOT the Time!
When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).
Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?
A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...
Joke: A Stern Warning
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game took it upon itself to warn outdoorsmen of the dangers of bears. Its advice was odd to say the least...
Joke: The Case of Einstein's Twin
Albert Einstein is touring the speaker's circuit, but he gets fed up of it pretty quickly. He soon hatches a cunning plan...
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Joke: This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless!
A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...
Joke: The Panty Rule
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela
When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...
Joke: What's Your SECRET?
Three old men appear to have retained their sexual prowess, but one of them seems to be sharper than the other two... or is he?
Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch
Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...
This Joke Starts With An Atheist Arguing In Court
An atheist is in a courtroom arguing the case for atheists to have their own holiday, such as Christmas or Passover. The judge isn't having any of it...
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...
Joke: The Drunk Minister
A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...
Joke: How Do I Look?
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Joke: My Beer is Better!
At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...
Joke: Life in the Fertilized Egg Business
Whitey is in the fertilized egg business, with several hundred young hens laying eggs for him. The roosters, on the other hand, were far less numerous...
These 17 Cakes Went Terribly Wrong and It’s Hilarious!
All 17 of these baking attempts failed miserably, but somehow, it’s absolutely hilarious!
Joke: The Pickle Factory Worker
When a pickle factory worker finally gives in to his uncontrollable urge, he has no choice but to tell his wife what has happened...
Joke: The Helpful Cop
A policeman is doing his rounds when he sees a little boy attempting to ring a doorbell. Little does he know about what the boy is really doing...
When You Fix Your Car The FUNNY Way
16 examples of damaged cars that were fixed with humor.
This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office
I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)
A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...
Hilarious: Which One of Us Will Crack First?
Three Axis soldiers are contemplating their respective fates as they're about to be interrogated. They start debating as to who will last the longest...
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club
A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...
25 Xmas One-liners to Make Everyone Howl With Laughter
Do you enjoy a good one-liner? If you do, then there's no need to tell you Christmas is the perfect time for them. Here are 25 hilarious Christmas one-liners.
Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question
A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..
Here are the Most Confusing Pictures Seen Online This Year
Some photos just leave you scratching your head until you figure out what's going on. Here are 15 of the most confusing photos seen on the internet in 2018.
Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)
A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary. Little did she know what the mortician actually did with him...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home
A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...
This Joke Starts With Three Dogs Walking Down the Street
Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful female poodle. She tells them that whoever has the best way with words would get her...
Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here
An engineer, a physicist and mathematician are in jail together, but it isn't for long...
This Joke Starts With a Man Hankering After Some Chili
A guy rushes into a diner fancying a bowl of chili, only to be informed that they had just run out. He eyes the man eating the very last bowl of it...
These Silly Photos Remind Us of the Funny Side of Christmas!
Christmas is always full of good cheer, but it can also be downright hilarious as well. Here are 20 memes to remind you how hilarious Christmas Can Be.
Funny: It Seems Like This Message Got Lost In Translation
The US Department of the Interior decides to change the tags for migratory birds. Sadly, this gets lost in translation in Arkansas...
This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...
Joke: The Mugger and the Fighter
Joke: The Mugger picked the wrong person...
I Told You Not to Shoot More Than One Moose (Funny Joke)
Two moose hunters take a plane to a remote lake in Canada. The pilot warns them not to shoot more than one moose due to payload capacity...
This Joke Starts With a Cowboy Having Coffee At Starbucks
An old cowboy is at Starbucks having a coffee when he gets chatting to a young woman. She soon opens his eyes to something he never realized...
Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
What On Earth Is the EMT Doing to That Boy!? (Funny)
This hilarious prank sees an injured boy and an EMT pretending to close a wound on the boy's leg using a stapler. Watch people fall for it now!
This Joke Starts With a Young Programmer at an Interview
When a young programmer goes for an interview, he's impressed by the salary and benefits that he's offered. He soon sees that there's a twist...
This Joke Starts With a Couple Making Love In Their Room
A couple is in bed making love when Ole, the man, begins spouting off facts about the animal kingdom. It soon becomes obvious why...
This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm
A man is on his farm in Australia when he decides to head to the pond at the back of his property. He soon discovers several women skinny-dipping in it...
This Joke Starts With a Dean Welcoming Students to College
The Dean of Women at a college welcomes the new freshmen in a lecture. The topic of her discussions soon turns to morality...
This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore
A man walks into a drugstore together with his 8-year-old son. They walk past the condom display, and it's only moments before questions are asked...
This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel
A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...
Moms and Dads are So Different, as These Funny Pics Prove...
There's no doubting that moms and dads are different, and these hilarious pictures definitely back up that notion. Here are 15 differences between Mom and Dad.
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency
Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)
Hilarious: How Are You Doing, My Old Friend?
A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...
This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done
A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...
This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital
A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...
Funny: Congressman, What Must We Do About That Scrapyard?
Congressmen are having a hearing pertaining to a scrapyard that the government owns in the middle of the desert...
Hilarious: I Don't Have Money to Pay My Medical Bill
When a man suffers a heart attack and wakes up in a Catholic hospital, the questioning by the nun looking after him soon turns to his medical bills...
Hilarious: You're Going to the Brig For This, Sailor
A merchant captain vomits on himself as he returns to his ship after a heavy night ashore. He soon figures out who to blame for the mess that he made...
Have You Heard This One? The Farmer Being Grilled!
This joke is about an investigator investigating a rancher about how much he pays employees.
This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park
Two elderly people sharing a trailer home decide that it's time to get married...
These Funny Internet Fails Just Seem to Keep On Coming!
The internet is awash with fails, but the 20 you're about to see are more equal than others. Here are 20 hilarious fail pictures.
This Joke Starts With 3 Swimmers About to Race
Three Paralympian swimmers go head-to-head in a race to the finish. A swimming cap proves too much to handle for one of the competitors...
Hilarious: Hey Manager, Can I Please Have a Job?
Three unemployed factory workers apply for a job. The manager soon makes up his mind on where to place all three of them.
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)
An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...
This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad
A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...
This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip
A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...
This Joke Starts With a Man Spitting & Cussing On a Corner
A man hitches a ride with someone unknown to him, and the driver soon begins to display his crazy driving skills. He drops him off...
This Just Has to Be the Funniest Grandma On Twitter
No-one knows if Myrna Tellingheusen is a fictional creation or a real person, but nevertheless, it's one of the funniest accounts on Twitter. Take a look.
This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard
Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...