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Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)

When an elderly couple is having lunch at McDonald's and sharing a single a meal, a young man decides to offer to pay for another meal for them...

A Jewish Man, An Italian & A Frenchman Discuss Lovemaking

Three old men appear to have retained their sexual prowess, but one of them seems to be sharper than the other two... or is he?

This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations

When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...

This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"

A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...

Hilarious: Are You Sure That's What You Really Want?

A man has a rather unusual request for a genie that he finds in a lamp on a Californian beach.

Joke: There's An Item of Food More Lethal Than Any Other..

When a dietitian is addressing a large audience, she asks its members some food-related questions. One man stands up to make his contribution...

Hilarious: This Nun's Improvisation Draws Some Attention

This nun cannot find a gas can, so she decides to improvise...

Hilarious: Don't Ask Me What That Is Please, Son

When a young boy keeps asking about the thing that's dangling underneath the elephant, things get

This Joke Starts With Catholics Discussing Contraception

When a group of Catholic women begin to discuss contraception methods, one of the women discusses the novel method she uses with her husband...

Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal

When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...

This Joke Starts With a Mid-Air Heart Attack

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God

A blonde nun is talking to God, but she doesn't feel like blonde jokes are fair on women like herself. It turns out, however, that she has a bigger problem.

FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist

The drug store or pharmacy isn't often thought of as a funny place, but that doesn't mean that a truly ridiculous situation can ensue...

Hilarious: The "Apartment" Wasn't to My Liking, Miss!

After a man finishes a night of passion with a prostitute, he tells her he'll mail her the money. Before he does so, however, his guilt takes over...

Mom, You Haven't Got the Terminology Right (Funny Joke)

When a young man comes to pick up Peggy Sue for a date, her mom starts telling him what her daughter likes to do all night long...

The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent

This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Joke: This Young Cowboy Wants the Old Timer's Advice

When a young cowboy asks an old timer for some advice on how to shoot, little did he know what was to come...

Hilarious: When a Spot of Generosity Goes Unappreciated

While a woman is praying to God in order to retrieve her stolen money, some post office workers think that they're doing a really good deed.

Hilarious: Scottish Castaway Meets Sexy Blonde Diver

A Scottish castaway has been marooned on a desert island for an entire decade, but suddenly, his sexy savior appears to emerge from the depths...

Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?

This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...

This Joke Starts with a Female Patient Being Left Outside

When a patient is left outside the operating theater prior to the start of her operation, three "doctors" mill around to check

This Joke Starts with a Man Paying a Visit to a Rancher

When a Work Force Department officer visits a Montana ranch, he has absolutely no idea what to expect. However, what's going on quickly comes to the fore...

Hilarious: The Florist's Mistake Is a Bad Omen

When a florist screws up his orders, he receives an angry phone call from one of the recipients. The florist assures him that there's a bigger mess out there...

Hilarious: What is Life Like After Death?

Where do we go when we die? These two friends, depending on who dies first, promise to return to let the other one know...

This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...

A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...

Hilarious! Will She Be 10th Time Lucky in Love?

A woman explains to her new husband how she is still a virgin despite having been married a whopping ten times.

This Joke Begins with a Prawn Wishing to Become a Shark

When a prawn suddenly decides he wishes to become a shark, it looks like his relationship with his best friend may be in jeopardy. What will become of them?

3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud

Blond jokes are just as funny when they are applied to men!

Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?

When Morris asks Irving to stall the Rabbi on his behalf so he can go & sleep with the Rabbi's wife, it seems that Irving doesn't know what's really going on...

Joke: Sir, Your Promiscuity Has Come Back to Haunt You

An American man who had a sexually promiscuous episode while on his travels in China has been made to severely regret his actions...

Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...

Hilarious: I Never Know What My Brother Will Do Next

When a couple has an accident on the way to hospital in order for the wife to deliver twins, the husband's practical joker brother steps in.

Joke: We Know You're Growing up Girls, but This Must Stop!

When middle school girls start wearing lipstick and make it a team sport to kiss the bathroom mirror, the headmaster hatches a cunning plan...

This Joke Starts With an Ignorant Man Being Whistled At

When a desert dweller decides to use rail transport to visit him, he wanders onto the track. As a whistle is heard, the inevitable happens...

Hilarious: The Equipment On a Caddy Is Just Unbelievable

When a gas station attendant sees a model of Cadillac he's never come across before, he begins to ask the owner questions about it. It's very well-equipped...

An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)

When an airplane captain accidentally leaves the plane's intercom on, all of his passengers become privy to what he intends to do when he's on the ground again.

Hilarious: There's No Guessing What Life Can Throw At You

When a woman has to face things such as tuberculosis and double pneumonia, she wonders what else is going to be thrown at her. Those were only the beginning...

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...

This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...

This defendant is on trial for murder, but he's got faith in his high-flying lawyer to keep him out of jail. Read on to find out what happened...

Funny: I'll Show You That My Cat's Better Than Yours

These four men are in stiff competition with each other, all believing that they have the best cat, but the truth is that only one can trump all the others...

It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)

An investigative reporter heads to a farm to get to the bottom of an outbreak of Mad Cow disease. She had no idea what she was in for...

This Old Man Had to Ask For Help Filling the Jar (Funny)

When an old man is asked to supply a semen sample on his next visit to the doctor, things go a little bit awry...

This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife

When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...

My High-Flying Kids Can't Afford a Present For Me (Funny)

In spite of having three high-flying children, this poor couple didn't even get a single present at their 50th anniversary, but they have a secret of their own.

Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)

When a grandma enters court, little did the lawyers defending her know how their reputations were to be ruined in a matter of second...

This Pickle Factory Worker Has One Weird Urge (Funny)

When a pickle factory worker finally gives in to his uncontrollable urge, he has no choice but to tell his wife what has happened...

Joke: A Rather Odd Man Is Pulled Over For Speeding

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)

When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...

Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men

An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?

This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat

When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).

This is What Happens When Statues Come to Life (Funny)

These park statues were brought to life by an angel as a reward, but little did the angel know what they would get up to once they were vivified...

This Man Managed a Challenge No-One Else Could (Funny)

A scrawny little man undertakes a challenge at a bar that no-one else seemed to be able to manage. As he begins, people look on in anticipation...

Hilarious: Are You Puzzled By the Puzzle, Dear?

This little old lady is trying to put a rooster puzzle together, but she's struggling. She enlists her neighbor to help her, but a realization is soon made...

Have You Heard This Joke? A Scot Goes to an English Uni

A young Scottish man assumes that it's perfectly normal to have a constant drone of bagpipes in his surroundings. His fellow students disagree...

Hilarious: An Unexpected Invitation From a Neighbor

When a neighbor comes knocking to welcome a man who's new to the area, it isn't quite the welcome he expected...

Funny: Elderly Man is Quite Confused to Say the Least

An elderly man goes for a routine physical and claims he has a good relationship with God...but all is not as it seems.

Funny: Which Method Do You Use To Empty a Bath?

A man is touring a mental asylum when curiosity gets the better of him and he begins to ask questions about how people get admitted to it...

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...

Hilarious: Dealing With the Lion's Share of the Trouble

When an unemployed man decides on a change of tack in his life, which involves lions, his friend has some very legitimate questions for him...

Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying

A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...

Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There

A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...

Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!

It appears that a man who has his hands full is about to have hands that are even fuller...

That's a Really Nice Save, Dude! (Funny)

This produce assistant has quite a mouth on him, but he's also very clever and knows how to cover his tracks. See how events play out at the supermarket...

The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down

Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...

Great Joke: The Postman Doesn't Just Deliver Letters

A postman sees one of the people who lives in this houses he visits on his rounds. They get talking about a drunken Saturday night the weekend before...

Hilarious: The Caller Didn't Expect THAT Response...

This man appears to be a generous benefactor, but as the old adage goes, appearances aren't always as they seem...

Great Joke: Calling Upon the Preacher When Hearing Is Hard

When it looked like his hearing was going to become difficult, Larry decided to call upon a preacher to prevent the situation from deteriorating further...

Have You Heard This One? The Miracle Bread! (Rude)

Octogenarians Bob and Jim are at the park. Bob wonders how Jim has so much gusto at his age, and Jim reveals his secret. Bob just has to try it out...

Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!

This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.

Have You Heard This One? The Ex-Wife's Payback

For an ex-wife, wealth is just three wise wishes away..

Hilarious: There's Something Fishy About This Plan

A conversation between 2 opposite sides of the business world...

Have You Heard This One? Private Pirate Problems...

A hilarious joke about a pirate and a big problem he has with his new hand...

Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!

A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...

Have You Heard This One? On the Merits of Honesty...

A little boy has been thinking about pushing an outhouse into a creek for quite some time. One fine day, the day of reckoning appears to be upon him.

Have You Heard This One? The Might of the Bat

Two bats are in a cave having a discussion about how best to get food. One of the two decides to brave the outside world all on his own...

Have You Heard This Joke? A Dentist With a Sense of Humor

A man goes to the dentist to get some work done. The problem is that he doesn't really do needles or laughing gas, but the dentist has an unorthodox solution...

Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?

An artist is pleased to hear that all 10 of her paintings on display have been bought by someone. Unfortunately, the big purchase has a twist...

Have You Heard This Joke? A Good Influence

This hilarious joke about 2 parrots will crack you up!

Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!

These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...

This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel

Guess which profession just got unionized...

Hilarious: The Monk and His Vow of Silence

A hilarious story about a monk and his vow of silence.

This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off

Just stop talking!

Have You Heard This Joke? Quite the Coincidence!

What a coincidence!

Have You Heard This One? The Magic Potion...

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...