You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)
Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.
Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side
A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Discovering a Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Old Man Has Been Saving Up For His Entire Life...
A very young bride and her rather old groom are getting married at a hotel. She thinks she's finally getting her hands on his vast fortune...
This Joke Starts With Some Annoying Early Morning Joggers
A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...
This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle
Three explorers are trekking through the jungle. They're lost and starving. Lo and behold, they come across a cannibal's restaurant deep in the jungle...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
This Joke Starts With a Lady Spending the Night With a Man
When a woman meets a guy at a bar, she inevitably ends up back at his place. To her surprise, there are teddy bears as far as the eye can see.
This Joke Starts With Some Contractors At the White House
Three contractors from different US states descend on the White House to get a contract to fix a broken fence. The negotiating begins in earnest...
America's Funniest Church Signs to Brighten Your Day
Churches seem to have found that addressing dwindling congregations can be achieved with a great sense of humor. Here are 14 hysterically funny US church signs.
After An Argument In Bed, Hubby Is On the Couch (Funny)
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Hilarious: Mommy, Why Don't Airplanes Have Babies?
A young boy is on a Southwest airlines flight with his mom when he begins to ask "biological" questions. His mom quickly enlists the stewardess' help...
This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
This Joke Starts With Two Guys Coming Across a Big Hole
When two guys happen across a deep hole in the woods, they decided to see how deep it really is by throwing a few pebbles to the bottom...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
Hilarious: To Be Young and Frolicking In the Countryside...
An elderly man is taking a walk through the French countryside when he spots a couple getting frisky in a field. Immediately, something seems off...
This Joke Starts With a Young Lady Bringing Her Fiancee Home
After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...
Hilarious: This Blonde Thinks Her Car Parts Were Stolen
When a blonde gets into her car, she notices a bunch of car parts that were there when she left them missing. She immediately reports the theft to 911...
Joke: Things Get Interesting When Hubby's Friend Pops Over
When her husband's weird friend shows up uninvited, this wife knows that she's in for a rather odd time...
Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?
A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...
Two Hikers Out For a Walk Have Unexpected Company (Funny)
Two hikers are out enjoying the countryside, when they begin to be chased by a bear. The first thing they can think to do is climb the nearest tree...
These Hilarious Kids Were Left Unsupervised...
When toddlers or young children are left on their own, the likelihood is a disaster will ensue. Here are 20 timely reminders why they shouldn't be left alone!
Hilarious: Why Was This Boy Expelled?
This boy keeps getting in trouble, and both he and his father don't understand why...
It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
When a Ridiculous Sign is Put Up, Hilarity Ensues!
There are certain signs that you come across that leave you wondering what was going on in the mind of the person that put it up. Here are 16 hilarious signs.
These Funny One-Liners Are Utterly Hilarious
These monsters are out to make you giggle. They've got no less than 20 one-liners to share with you, and we bet you'll be in fits of laughter in no time.
This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat
When a man attempts to steal a hat from a church and fails, he is duly punished. Little did he know that memories of his old one would soon come flooding back..
Hilarious: The Hillbilly Wedding From Hell
This family has a weird tradition of letting the best man get the first dance at a wedding. Inevitably, it was about to go wrong at some point...
Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?
When two married men are discussing how not to get yelled at after a night out, it appears that one of the men has an inspired solution...
This Joke Starts With a Pastor Receiving a Large Donation
When a pastor begins to receive a pink envelope containing $1,000 each week, he begins to wonder where the money is coming from. The donor can explain...
Well, I Never Thought My Generosity Would Lead Me Here!
When word starts to spread about a generous Washington barber who gives out free haircuts to those who take care of the community, the inevitable happens...
Joke: Mommy, What's All That Thumping?
When a little boy keeps being woken up by his mom and dad's thumping, he begins to ask questions as to why this is happening...
This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft
When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...
Have You Ever Seen Such Well-Trained Lobsters?
A fisherman is caught red-handed with lobsters after the season had already been closed for two weeks. Little did the officer know that he has an explanation...
Funny: No, Grandparents, That Isn't Going to Work
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
An Irishman Is Never One to Be Outdone (Hilarious Joke)
Three men are relaxing in a sauna when a war for technological supremacy breaks out. Not to be outdone, the Irishman hatches a cunning plan...
Hilarious: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Funny: Can You Please Tell Us Your Contribution?
When various representatives of nations are gathered at the United Nations for a summit on technology, little did attendees imagine what the answers might be...
This Joke Starts With a Guy Asking For Some Polish Sausage
When a man walks into a store and begins inquiring about Polish sausage, the clerk who's serving him asks his nationality. Things soon get heated...
Hilarious: It's Pretty Easy to Determine Your Occupation
When a man gets lost in a hot air balloon, his only solution for getting back on track is to ask a man he's spotted below about where he actually is...
This Joke Starts With An Airman Speaking to New Soldiers
It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..
A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)
A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...
Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)
When an elderly couple is having lunch at McDonald's and sharing a single a meal, a young man decides to offer to pay for another meal for them...
A Jewish Man, An Italian & A Frenchman Discuss Lovemaking
Three old men appear to have retained their sexual prowess, but one of them seems to be sharper than the other two... or is he?
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
Hilarious: Are You Sure That's What You Really Want?
A man has a rather unusual request for a genie that he finds in a lamp on a Californian beach.
Joke: There's An Item of Food More Lethal Than Any Other..
When a dietitian is addressing a large audience, she asks its members some food-related questions. One man stands up to make his contribution...
Hilarious: This Nun's Improvisation Draws Some Attention
This nun cannot find a gas can, so she decides to improvise...
Hilarious: Don't Ask Me What That Is Please, Son
When a young boy keeps asking about the thing that's dangling underneath the elephant, things get
This Joke Starts With Catholics Discussing Contraception
When a group of Catholic women begin to discuss contraception methods, one of the women discusses the novel method she uses with her husband...
Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal
When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...
This Joke Starts With a Mid-Air Heart Attack
When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God
A blonde nun is talking to God, but she doesn't feel like blonde jokes are fair on women like herself. It turns out, however, that she has a bigger problem.
FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist
The drug store or pharmacy isn't often thought of as a funny place, but that doesn't mean that a truly ridiculous situation can ensue...
Hilarious: The "Apartment" Wasn't to My Liking, Miss!
After a man finishes a night of passion with a prostitute, he tells her he'll mail her the money. Before he does so, however, his guilt takes over...
Mom, You Haven't Got the Terminology Right (Funny Joke)
When a young man comes to pick up Peggy Sue for a date, her mom starts telling him what her daughter likes to do all night long...
The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent
This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...
This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy
When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...
Joke: This Young Cowboy Wants the Old Timer's Advice
When a young cowboy asks an old timer for some advice on how to shoot, little did he know what was to come...
Hilarious: When a Spot of Generosity Goes Unappreciated
While a woman is praying to God in order to retrieve her stolen money, some post office workers think that they're doing a really good deed.
Have You Ever Read a Sign Or Notice and Thought... WHAT!?
Sometimes you see a sign or notice and you just have to do a double take. These 18 utterly hilarious spelling fails will have you laughing all day long!
Hilarious: Scottish Castaway Meets Sexy Blonde Diver
A Scottish castaway has been marooned on a desert island for an entire decade, but suddenly, his sexy savior appears to emerge from the depths...
Hilarious: Are You Sure He's Mine?
Walter and Linda have two beautiful daughters, but they have always wanted a boy. 9 months later, the new arrival wasn't as expected...
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...
This Joke Starts with a Female Patient Being Left Outside
When a patient is left outside the operating theater prior to the start of her operation, three "doctors" mill around to check
This Joke Starts with a Man Paying a Visit to a Rancher
When a Work Force Department officer visits a Montana ranch, he has absolutely no idea what to expect. However, what's going on quickly comes to the fore...
Hilarious: The Florist's Mistake Is a Bad Omen
When a florist screws up his orders, he receives an angry phone call from one of the recipients. The florist assures him that there's a bigger mess out there...
Hilarious: What is Life Like After Death?
Where do we go when we die? These two friends, depending on who dies first, promise to return to let the other one know...
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Hilarious! Will She Be 10th Time Lucky in Love?
A woman explains to her new husband how she is still a virgin despite having been married a whopping ten times.
This Joke Begins with a Prawn Wishing to Become a Shark
When a prawn suddenly decides he wishes to become a shark, it looks like his relationship with his best friend may be in jeopardy. What will become of them?
3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud
Blond jokes are just as funny when they are applied to men!
Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?
When Morris asks Irving to stall the Rabbi on his behalf so he can go & sleep with the Rabbi's wife, it seems that Irving doesn't know what's really going on...
Joke: Sir, Your Promiscuity Has Come Back to Haunt You
An American man who had a sexually promiscuous episode while on his travels in China has been made to severely regret his actions...
Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)
Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...
Hilarious: I Never Know What My Brother Will Do Next
When a couple has an accident on the way to hospital in order for the wife to deliver twins, the husband's practical joker brother steps in.
Joke: We Know You're Growing up Girls, but This Must Stop!
When middle school girls start wearing lipstick and make it a team sport to kiss the bathroom mirror, the headmaster hatches a cunning plan...
This Joke Starts With an Ignorant Man Being Whistled At
When a desert dweller decides to use rail transport to visit him, he wanders onto the track. As a whistle is heard, the inevitable happens...
Hilarious: The Equipment On a Caddy Is Just Unbelievable
When a gas station attendant sees a model of Cadillac he's never come across before, he begins to ask the owner questions about it. It's very well-equipped...
An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)
When an airplane captain accidentally leaves the plane's intercom on, all of his passengers become privy to what he intends to do when he's on the ground again.
Hilarious: There's No Guessing What Life Can Throw At You
When a woman has to face things such as tuberculosis and double pneumonia, she wonders what else is going to be thrown at her. Those were only the beginning...
Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?
When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...
This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...
This defendant is on trial for murder, but he's got faith in his high-flying lawyer to keep him out of jail. Read on to find out what happened...
Funny: I'll Show You That My Cat's Better Than Yours
These four men are in stiff competition with each other, all believing that they have the best cat, but the truth is that only one can trump all the others...
It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)
An investigative reporter heads to a farm to get to the bottom of an outbreak of Mad Cow disease. She had no idea what she was in for...
These Hilarious Animals Think They're the Next Big Stars
The animals you're about to see all appear to think that they're famous musicians with legions of fans! Take a look at these 18 hysterically funny pictures.
This Old Man Had to Ask For Help Filling the Jar (Funny)
When an old man is asked to supply a semen sample on his next visit to the doctor, things go a little bit awry...
This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...
Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife
When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...
My High-Flying Kids Can't Afford a Present For Me (Funny)
In spite of having three high-flying children, this poor couple didn't even get a single present at their 50th anniversary, but they have a secret of their own.
Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)
When a grandma enters court, little did the lawyers defending her know how their reputations were to be ruined in a matter of second...