This Joke Starts With Two Canaries Sharing a Cage
After many months in a cage together, a male and female canary finally get talking to each other. The male soon decides to make his move...
These CEOs Have An Argument Over Beer (Funny Joke)
At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...
This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Pulling Faces At School
When a school teacher sees a student pulling faces in the school playground, she thinks on her feet to find the perfect thing to say...
Hilarious: Four Catholic Ladies Boast About Their Kids
Four Catholic women are together discussing how wonderful their sons are, but one of the women just had to have the last word...
Desmond and Kurt Are Approached By a Beggar (Funny)
When two college students happen upon a beggar, they decide against giving him money, but their reasoning might not be all that correct...
Hilarious: Stuff Like This Happens When He Comes to Town
A desert dweller comes to town to see his friend, and things immediately begin to start going wrong...
Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Hilarious: Now That's How You Could Tell How Old He Is...
When an archeologist discovers a mummy in the Negev Desert, he knows he's come across something that's really remarkable...
This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids
An elderly Miami man calls his kids with news of a divorce from their mother, but all isn't as it seems...
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Going Fishing
There's a reason why men like to go pleasure fishing on their own...
This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
A priest is out on a fishing boat when he needs to go to the bathroom. Immediately, he is joined by a minister, and both appear to walk on water...
Hilarious: This Man Has a Delivery For Nelson Mandela
When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...
When Nature Calls, There's No Stopping It (Funny Joke)
Two women head out on a drunken night out. When they're one their way home, they just need to go, and end up in a darkened cemetery...
I Don't Think It's Safe For Him to Use That Thing (Joke)
A drunk man turns up at a fairground booth and attempts to win a prize. When he hits three bullseyes in a row, everyone is amazed...
Who On Earth Does He Think He Is? (Hilarious Joke)
Jim genuinely thinks he can get away with just about anything, and this includes lying in job interviews...
Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)
A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...
Hilarious: He Turns Up At the ER In An Odd Predicament
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
Sometimes, An Age Gap Can Really Make Things Weird (Joke)
An elderly man and a young woman get chatting at a bar and it isn't long before things get heated. The bedroom action, however, leaves a lot to be desired...
Had a Bad Day? It Can Always Be Worse!
Forget about the bad day you think you're having - these poor folks got themselves into some serious fixes. Take a look at these hilarious photos.
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will
A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...
Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?
A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..
Sometimes, a Prostitute Just Won't Do (Hilarious Joke)
Two old men decide to get some action by visiting a cat-house, but the madam soon determines that her girls will be wasting their time on them...
Hilarious: Which Beverage Would You Like to Land in, Sir?
When three men happen across a magician in the desert, he tells them that they can go down the slide and land in a beverage of their choice...
Why On Earth Would Anyone Think This is a Good Idea...
People will always try to find a quick fix or a cheap solution to a problem, and these photos show this in earnest. Have a laugh at these ridiculous botch jobs.
This Joke Starts With a Psychology Teacher Giving a Class
A psychology professor starts his first class by asking his students about whether they think they're morons. Little did he know he has a smart-ass present...
Hilarious: Barman, Why's That Meat Hanging Up There?
A man walks into a bar and wonders why on earth there are two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He promptly asks the barman why they're there...
Two Woodpeckers Have a Chat (Hilarious Joke)
When two woodpeckers, one from California and another from Hawaii meet up and have a chat, the conversation soon turns to wood-pecking...
These Funny Signs Excel At Stating the Obvious...
Some signs that you come across in life literally leave you scratching your head. Their messages are so obvious that they beggar belief. Take a look.
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client
When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...
Lovemaking is Different Across Nations (Hilarious Joke)
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman are discussing their previous night's lovemaking in a bar. As it turns out, it's different in each country...
Hilarious Photos: What It's Like to Have Siblings!
When brothers and sisters get into a fight, it can result in some really funny situations. These 22 photos will have you in utter stitches.
Two Nerds Meet On Campus (Hilarious Joke)
When a nerdy student meets a fellow nerdy student on campus, he notices that he's turned up on a shiny new racing bike. He soon becomes curious...
Hilarious: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One
Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...
Hilarious: Sir, Can You Stay in Your Allocated Seat?
When a theater usher finds an unruly cowboy sprawled across three seats, he has to intervene. Things soon get messy.. .
Hilarious: If I Only Knew the Truth of the Matter Sooner...
When a married couple make it to the Pearly Gates of Heaven after dying in a car crash, they meet St. Peter who tells them that everything is free...
This Joke Starts With a Man in the Fertilized Egg Business
Whitey is in the fertilized egg business, with several hundred young hens laying eggs for him. The roosters, on the other hand, were far less numerous...
This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Having a Temper Tantrum
When a little boy starts having a temper tantrum aboard a flight that's just about to take off, a retired Air Force general steps in to calm the situation...
Hilarious: So That's Why Neil Armstrong Used Those Words!
Neil Armstrong did not mince his words when he landed on the moon, but no-one knew who the Mr. Gorsky that he referred to was. It was soon revealed...
Funny Joke: A Girl and Her Grandpa Go to the Store
A clerk tries it on with a pretty girl who's at the store he works at with her granddad. He asks for an odd form of paytment, but his plans are scuppered...
These Two Idiots Are Divulging Their Secrets (Funny Joke)
Two panhandlers are discussing how they make their money. One doesn't realize what the other does to make so much more, but it soon becomes apparent...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends
Fay, a busy housewife, enjoys playing a game of bridge with her female friends, but they'r sick of her lewd jokes. They decide to offer her an ultimatum...
Hilarious: Let's Use Drawings to Explain Everything
A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...
This Joke Starts With a New Manager Taking Over the Reins
When a manager comes in to a company to replace the outgoing one, things immediately begin to get weird...
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
This Joke Starts With a Man Hanging From the Ceiling
A psychologists goes to see his patients and soon comes across one hanging off the ceiling, and another attempting to saw wood using just his hands...
He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)
A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...
Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam
A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...
Hilarious: Don't Worry Honey, He's On His Way
A woman is playing a round of gold with her husband when he has a heart attack. Luckily, it seems that there's a doctor on the course...
This Joke Starts With Two Sisters Buying a Bull
A blonde and a brunette inherit a ranch that they progressively run into the ground. They're told that they need a bull in order to save the day...
A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)
When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...
Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?
A man is walking along a street when he's startled to find a couples having relations outside a particular house. He knocks on the door to find out what's going on...
Hilarious: This Is How You Get Things Done With Officials
When this preacher comes across a jackass in his front yard, he immediately harbors suspicion about who he's related to...
Warning: Hilarious Reasons Men Die Younger
Men are always hell-bent on cutting corners, and this usually means having a total disregard for health and safety. Take a look at these 28 photos.
Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over
An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...
This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi
Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...
This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey
A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...
This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking About Minerals
A science teacher asks her students about which mineral they would pick if they had a choice to do so. Here's how they answered...
180 Knock Knock Jokes to Crack You Up!
Whether they like to admit it or not, deep down everyone gets a certain amount of amusement out of a well-crafted knock knock joke. Here are 180 for you!
This Joke Starts With An Airplane Flying Over Yellowstone
This joke is the story of a mid-air mix-up that'll leave you in stitches with laughter...
Funny Joke: Can You Do That In Reverse, Dad?
When a father takes his snobbish son to tour his sausage factory, the son isn't impressed in the slightest. The father soon becomes infuriated...
People's Decisions Can Be Hilariously Dumb Sometimes...
How can people be do such dumb things? It really beggars belief, but luckily for us, other people's stupidity can mean endless laughter for us. Enjoy!
Do You Enjoy a Good One-Liner? If So, You'll Love These
Do you enjoy a good one-liner? I don't think that there are many who don't. These 15 are some of the funniest you will ever read!
Hilarious: Grandpa, Can You Please Tell Me Who Made You?
A granddaughter and grandfather are sitting together on a couch. Soon, she asks him about who made him...
The Hilarious Differences Between Cats & Dogs...
Anyone that has the pleasure of sharing a home with both a cat and a dog will know these differences all too well. Take a look at these 20 hilarious memes.
Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker
A cheeky young construction worker thinks he can have his way with an older colleague, but little did he know how wrong he was...
Hilarious: Excuse Me Miss, But How Do You Pronounce This?
A visit to Wales often throws up difficulties with pronunciation, and for these three tourists, their visit was no exception...
How Did They Get the Timing of These Pics So Right?
It does take quite a lot for a perfect shot to come together, but when it does, it can be hysterically funny. Take a look at these 15 perfectly-timed shots.
Hilarious: Mr. Psychiatrist, What Am I Doing Wrong?
A man is at a loss as to why his love life has turned dysfunctional. As a result, he turns to a psychiatrist to get to the bottom of his issues...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...
This Joke Starts With Preparations For a Wrestling Match
An American wrestler has a big bout with a Russian wrestler, and he's not sure how to win the match. He soon adopts a novel new tactic...
Hilarious: Some Translations are Too Funny to Correct!
When you're running a business in some far-off land, there's no excuse for not using Google Translate to make a sign. These disastrous results are hilarious!
This Joke Starts With a Cowboy & Minister On a Flight
A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...
You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)
Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.
Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side
A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Discovering a Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Old Man Has Been Saving Up For His Entire Life...
A very young bride and her rather old groom are getting married at a hotel. She thinks she's finally getting her hands on his vast fortune...
This Joke Starts With Some Annoying Early Morning Joggers
A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...
This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle
Three explorers are trekking through the jungle. They're lost and starving. Lo and behold, they come across a cannibal's restaurant deep in the jungle...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
This Joke Starts With a Lady Spending the Night With a Man
When a woman meets a guy at a bar, she inevitably ends up back at his place. To her surprise, there are teddy bears as far as the eye can see.
This Joke Starts With Some Contractors At the White House
Three contractors from different US states descend on the White House to get a contract to fix a broken fence. The negotiating begins in earnest...
America's Funniest Church Signs to Brighten Your Day
Churches seem to have found that addressing dwindling congregations can be achieved with a great sense of humor. Here are 14 hysterically funny US church signs.
After An Argument In Bed, Hubby Is On the Couch (Funny)
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Hilarious: Mommy, Why Don't Airplanes Have Babies?
A young boy is on a Southwest airlines flight with his mom when he begins to ask "biological" questions. His mom quickly enlists the stewardess' help...
This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
This Joke Starts With Two Guys Coming Across a Big Hole
When two guys happen across a deep hole in the woods, they decided to see how deep it really is by throwing a few pebbles to the bottom...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
Hilarious: To Be Young and Frolicking In the Countryside...
An elderly man is taking a walk through the French countryside when he spots a couple getting frisky in a field. Immediately, something seems off...
This Joke Starts With a Young Lady Bringing Her Fiancee Home
After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...
Hilarious: This Blonde Thinks Her Car Parts Were Stolen
When a blonde gets into her car, she notices a bunch of car parts that were there when she left them missing. She immediately reports the theft to 911...