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Joke: Calculating Hell

At a Physics course at a University, many years ago, the professor thought to give his students the following assignment to answer:

Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?

A priest appears at the gate to hell. Surprised, because priests were rare in hell, a demon gets curious and jumps into the priest's path.

Joke: A Bad Student in Hell

Joe, a bad student, finds himself in hell...

Joke: When Bill Gates Goes to Hell...

Bill Gates dies and for some reason goes to hell.

Funny Joke: Which Hell Do You Prefer?

This joke begins with a sinner allowed to choose which hell he will go to...

This Joke Begins With 3 Men Wanting to Leave Hell...

This joke begins with a few people trying to escape hell. Satan gives them a challenge...

Hilarious: The Hillbilly Wedding From Hell

This family has a weird tradition of letting the best man get the first dance at a wedding. Inevitably, it was about to go wrong at some point...

Joke: The European Afterlife

What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.

Joke: The Foul Mouthed, 7 Year Old Conductor

A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set...

Joke: Complaining to the Devil

The devil was sitting at the gates of hell when an old man suddenly arrived in a burst of flames, looking confused and lost.

Funny Joke: Revenge of a Taxi Passenger

This joke begins with a rude taxi driver and a passenger with a vindictive streak...

Hilarious Joke: The Naked Excuse!

Some people are fast thinkers...

Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...

This joke begins with a man reaching the gates of hell and meeting Satan.

Joke: Things Get Interesting When Hubby's Friend Pops Over

When her husband's weird friend shows up uninvited, this wife knows that she's in for a rather odd time...

Have You Heard This Joke? A Hellish Schedule

This joke begins with a man reaching the gates of hell and meeting Satan.

Expressions From the Supreme Poet of the Divine Comedy

This author of one of the greatest works of literature, the Divine Comedy, was a poet of many words of wisdom and soulfulness

Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...

This joke begins with two guys having a conversation in the bar...

WATCH: The Cheeky Rooster Is Up to His Old Tricks

A farmer is hell-bent on keeping a traveling salesman away from his daughter. To do so, he devises an ingenious way of ensuring they don't liaise...

Joke: The Caterpillar Escape

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…

Desmond and Kurt Are Approached By a Beggar (Funny)

When two college students happen upon a beggar, they decide against giving him money, but their reasoning might not be all that correct...

Joke: What's the Matter Officer?

This joke begins with a man encountering a lady of the night.

Joke: Now is NOT the Time!

When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).

Joke: The Walmart Greeter's Comeback

An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart, shouting angrily at the children and at anyone who crosses her path.

Joke: The Rock Climbing CEO

A CEO went on a rock climbing trip with one of his employees.

This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat

When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).

Joke: The Emergency Situation

A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road...

Joke: Be Like Bubba (Rude)

A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them.

Joke: The Panty Rule

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

Joke: This Wife Can't Help But Make Comparisons...

These bulls sure know how to perform!

Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married

A hilarious joke that shows you the difference between before and after getting married...

I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)

A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...

Have You Heard This Joke? That's NOT What It Means

An old woman gets a flat tire on the interstate. She immediately begins to take what she believes are the appropriate precautions...

Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules

This joke begins with a firefighter wanting his wife to adopt a new routine...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Joke: The Golf Injury

Two women are playing golf. Nothing out of the ordinary there, but one of them will soon give a poor man a day to forget...

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There

A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...

Joke: How to Raise Your Grade

The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?"

Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World

A dog pays a visit to the butcher complete with a note in his mouth that asks for lamb chops. The butcher is dumbfounded...

Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!

I got pulled over earlier today. This is the conversation I had with the police officer:

Hilarious: The Girl's Round of Golf Just Went Awry

Two women are playing golf. Nothing out of the ordinary there, but one of them will soon give a poor man a day to forget...

Joke: Under the Truck (Rude)

This joke starts with a man going to the doctor for advice...

This Joke Begins With a Divorce Judge Having a Bad Day

This joke is about a divorce judge who interviews a bizarre woman.

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Joke: The Old Bulls and the New Bull

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch...

Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Hilarious: Standing Before the Pearly Gates...

When you just need one good deed to get into heaven.

Hilarious! There's a New Bull in Town...(Rude)

Every kingdom has its pecking order, and it's no different on this bull ranch...

Hilarious Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can Juggle...

A state trooper pulls over a juggler for speeding and tells him he'll waive the ticket if he performs for him at the roadside...

Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can...

A state trooper pulls over a juggler for speeding and tells him he'll waive the ticket if he performs for him at the roadside...

Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife

One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot...

Great Joke: The Postman Doesn't Just Deliver Letters

A postman sees one of the people who lives in this houses he visits on his rounds. They get talking about a drunken Saturday night the weekend before...