funny widow jokes

Joke: The Widow and the Special Words...

This joke begins with a grieving widow at a funeral, when a few men would like to say a few words... literally.

This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow

A widow is having a hard time consummating a date with a man she's been seeing. As he begins to ask questions, her answers become quite odd...

Joke: The Widow and Her Personal Ad

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World

The story of a perfect man...

Funny joke - Employee of the month

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Funny Joke: The Marriage Seminar...

This Joke Starts With a Couples Special Seminar...

Funny Joke: A Marketing Disaster!

You have to know your audience before selling them something...

Funny Joke: An Understanding With God

This joke begins with a hunter muttering a curse to himself...

Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)

A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary. Little did she know what the mortician actually did with him...

Joke: A Funny Christmas Poem!

Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy stirred,  they were all on vacation.

Funny Joke: The Unexpected Hero

This joke starts with a firefighting hero...

Joke Collection: 30 Funny Poems!

Joke Collection: 30 Funny Poems!

Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!

This joke begins with a husband off to find a good guard dog....

Funny Joke: Giving an Honest Opinion

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way...

Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...

This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...

Funny Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning

A parrot gives an ominous warning to a burglar that just entered his human's house. Despite the burglar's laughter, it's the parrot that has the last laugh.

Funny Joke: Revenge of a Taxi Passenger

This joke begins with a rude taxi driver and a passenger with a vindictive streak...

Funny Joke: Who Was Driving the Car??

What happens to the perfect couple?

Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter

You make an omelette, you have to break some eggs...

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Funny Joke: The Heavenly Man Test

The Day of Judgment came, and all the people in the world who were worthy reached heaven, where the heavenly angels divided them into men and women...

Funny Joke! A Trip Down Memory Lane

In this hilarious joke, a couple reflect back to their younger years - 50 years ago to be exact.

Just a Small White Dot - Funny Joke!

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day...

Funny Joke: Just Like the Old Days...

This joke starts with an old couple sitting together...

Funny Joke: The Good News and the Bad News...

This joke begins with a bad accident while duck hunting...

Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?

When Morris asks Irving to stall the Rabbi on his behalf so he can go & sleep with the Rabbi's wife, it seems that Irving doesn't know what's really going on...

Funny Joke: This Is How a Peaceful Marriage Works

Could this be the secret to a happy marriage? Hilarious!

These Two Idiots Are Divulging Their Secrets (Funny Joke)

Two panhandlers are discussing how they make their money. One doesn't realize what the other does to make so much more, but it soon becomes apparent...

When Nature Calls, There's No Stopping It (Funny Joke)

Two women head out on a drunken night out. When they're one their way home, they just need to go, and end up in a darkened cemetery...

Funny Collection: 45 Jokes That Make You Think!

Funny Collection: 45 Smart Jokes!

Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes!

Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes!

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist

The drug store or pharmacy isn't often thought of as a funny place, but that doesn't mean that a truly ridiculous situation can ensue...

Joke: Retirement Can Be a Funny Thing!

Question: How many days are there in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Funny Joke: When a Mexican Crosses the Border

A hilarious joke about a border patrol and a Mexican teen.

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

This joke begins with a farmer testifying in court and a hot headed lawyer.

Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...

If you have a wife, you may just agree with these short but priceless jokes.

Joke: Little Johnny's Funny Face

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground...

Joke: A Few Funnies About Us Seniors...

A collection of short and long funny jokes.

Funny Joke: A Man Walks into a Toy Shop for a Barbie...

Some toys are worth more than others...

Funny Joke: Which Hell Do You Prefer?

This joke begins with a sinner allowed to choose which hell he will go to...

Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...

This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...

Funny Joke: A German, Japanese and Italian Get Captured...

This joke begins during WW2, where 3 prisoners from 3 different countries get captured...

Funny Joke: A Girl and Her Grandpa Go to the Store

A clerk tries it on with a pretty girl who's at the store he works at with her granddad. He asks for an odd form of paytment, but his plans are scuppered...

Funny Joke: Can You Do That In Reverse, Dad?

When a father takes his snobbish son to tour his sausage factory, the son isn't impressed in the slightest. The father soon becomes infuriated...

Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over

An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...

Funny Joke: Getting Out of Work Early...

This joke starts with 3 employees coming up with a secret plan...

Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)

When an elderly couple is having lunch at McDonald's and sharing a single a meal, a young man decides to offer to pay for another meal for them...

A Guy Manages a Big Fail At a Girl's House (Funny Joke)

A young man is left to his own devices in the living room of a girl's house that he happens to be visiting. He soon lays his eyes on an ash-filled-vase...

These CEOs Have An Argument Over Beer (Funny Joke)

At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...

Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)

A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...

2 Legs Good, 4 Legs Funny! - Great Jokes!

Some Great Animal Jokes!

Funny Joke: The Most Novel Excuse You Ever Heard

A great joke with a great excuse...

Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!

This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor

Funny Joke: King Solomon's Got a Serious Decision to Make

King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...

Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here

An engineer, a physicist and mathematician are in jail together, but it isn't for long...

Funny Collection: 80 Hilarious Police Jokes and Puns!

80 Hilarious Police Jokes and Puns!

Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam

A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...

Funny Collection: 60 Jokes and Puns About Beer!

60 Beer jokes and Beer Puns

Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...

Mom, You Haven't Got the Terminology Right (Funny Joke)

When a young man comes to pick up Peggy Sue for a date, her mom starts telling him what her daughter likes to do all night long...

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...

He Hasn't Quite Got His Priorities Straight (Funny Joke)

When a man walks in on his wife in bed with the milkman, his friend, who's also in the house, is quite surprised with his priorities...

RUDE! This Joke is Naughty...

A confusing answer...

Hilarious: Isn't Marriage a Funny Thing?

The best of marriage jokes, and all in good fun!

You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)

Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.

This Joke Begins With a Stormy Night in a Barn...

This joke begins with 2 friends seeking shelter...

Funny Joke: Father, Can You Do Me a Favor, Please?

A young lady has just landed on a flight from Switzerland, but she needs some help getting a brand new hairdryer through customs. A Priest helps her out.

Joke: It's Never Too Late For Marriage

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

Funny Collection: 74 Apple Jokes, Puns and One Liners!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An apple JOKE a day keeps the clowns away! Enjoy over 70 apple jokes, apple puns and apple one liners!

This Joke Starts With a Wrong Address..

Hilarious joke about the trouble a little letter can create

Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused

An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...

Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)

A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...

I Told You Not to Shoot More Than One Moose (Funny Joke)

Two moose hunters take a plane to a remote lake in Canada. The pilot warns them not to shoot more than one moose due to payload capacity...

Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

Joke: The Weird Letter

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

Funny Joke: The Strangest Client She Ever Helped...

Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, heads to the bank to get a loan. He has a little something in his pocket that he can use as collateral too...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

Two elderly people sharing a trailer home decide that it's time to get married...

A Lesson in Humility - Funny!

A funny joke with a lesson besides

Joke: A Woman of Good Reason

A farmer took his truck in for repairs. The local mechanic's couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.

Funny Collection: 75 Funny Quotes!

Funny Collection: 75 Funny Quotes!

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.