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Udderly Hilarious: The Funniest Farm Animals

These farm animals have gone crazy!

Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster

This joke begins with an old rooster facing up with a cocky newcomer. But he's much smarter than the new rooster, as we will see.

Joke: A Typical Day On the Farm...

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.

This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm

A man is on his farm in Australia when he decides to head to the pond at the back of his property. He soon discovers several women skinny-dipping in it...

Joke: A Remembrance Service For the Farm Dog

A farmer named loses his dog. Wishing to give him an appropriate send-off, the man tries to arrange a funeral...

This Enchanting Austrian Farm is the Stuff of Dreams!

Just a look at this traditional alpine farm in Austria will make you feel like packing your bags and settling down here.

Ever Been on a Tree Farm? Beautiful!

Have a look at this beautiful tree farm in Oregon!

Vehicles of Ground, Air & Water

These Family Members Found a Treasure on Their Old Farm...

A rare collection was found, of all places, on a farm.

Science and Technology

Is Vertical Farming Going to Solve Global Hunger?

How Singapore is solving one of the biggest problems in the world...

Visit the World's First Commercial Coral Farm

This process is called assisted evolution, and it sheds the future in bright light.

These Rescued Farm Animals Are Cuter Than Can be Described

The Rancho Relaxo Sanctuary for Farms Animals operates out of New Jersey and is home to the cutest and happiest rescued animals.

Visit the World's First Floating Dairy Farm in Rotterdam

We have floating markets and floating restaurants. How about a fully stocked floating dairy farm?

This Video is Proof Farm Animals Are Just As Funny As Pets

Who said dogs and cats are the best or even cutest animal comedians? Definitely not these farm animals, each one funnier than the last!

Over 200 Abandoned Animals Live Happily in This Farm

Meet Adri Rachelle, who takes in neglected animals and lives with over 200 of them on a beautiful farm.

Riddles & Quizzes

Animal Trivia: What Do You Know of Our Farm Friends?

These are the animals that help us most - do you know a little about them?

How We Domesticated Our Pets and Farm Animals

Have you ever wondered why it's impossible to breed a pet lion? Or how we managed to domesticate cats? Find all your answers in this series about domestication.

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Egg Labels Explained – From 'Farm Fresh' to 'Cage-Free'

The various labels we see on the egg cartons in the grocery store can leave us confused. Here, we try to decode some of the common ones.

Two Farm Boys Give Some "Assistance" to a Woman (Funny)

When a woman's car breaks down in the countryside, she begins walking down the road to a farmhouse to ask for assistance. She soon meets two farmers...

Could Your Pet or Farm Animals Give You the Flu?

Some viruses are especially dangerous, since they can learn to spread from animals to humans. How?

Joke: The Fastest Fire Department

When a bunch of volunteers arrive in an old fire truck to put out a fire, it didn't take long for a mishap to occur...

Joke: The Missionary, the Chief and the Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.

Joke: Father May Object

A joke from the old west

Joke: A Bizarre Afterlife

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber...

Joke: Why Was He Smiling?

Three new corpses were delivered to the morgue one day, each with a great big smile on his face.

Joke: The Blond Bank Robber and the 3 Stalls

This joke begins with a serious crime: Three bank robbers are hiding from the police at a farm, but the police is fast on their tracks...

This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig

An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...

This Joke Begins With a Stormy Night in a Barn...

This joke begins with 2 friends seeking shelter...

Joke: How to Weigh a Pig

An American man was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.

Joke: A Boy Misunderstood A Farmer's Query

Have you heard this one? This boy did not understand this farmer's query.

Joke: The Australian Outback Army Recruit

This joke begins with an Australian soldier writing home to the farm...

Joke: Must Be Fate

A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench

Joke: A Woman of Good Reason

A farmer took his truck in for repairs. The local mechanic's couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: These Newlyweds Can't Get Enough

Homer and Darlene are countryside newlyweds. They can't get enough of each other, but their nooner is taking too long. The town doctor proposes a useful solution...

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke: Click For Interactive Joke Fun!

Just read the question on each image as the giraffe tells you the first half of the joke, then click and let our hippo friend tell you the punch line!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...

Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter

You make an omelette, you have to break some eggs...

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!

A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...

Joke Collection: 40 Hilarious Computer Jokes!

Computers are all around us. We carry them in our pocket, we use them for work, entertainment, communication and so much more. But they can also be frustrating things, getting us into funny situations (in hindsight)...

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

This Joke Starts with a Man Paying a Visit to a Rancher

When a Work Force Department officer visits a Montana ranch, he has absolutely no idea what to expect. However, what's going on quickly comes to the fore...

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself. It's the nature of humanity to deal with scary situations by laughing at its face. It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scar

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

Have You Heard This Joke? Teaching New Words...

When learning a new language, some confusion is bound to occur.

Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!

Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place. No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection!

Joke: These Newlyweds Can't Get Enough of Each Other

Homer and Darlene are countryside newlyweds. They can't get enough of each other, but their nooner is taking too long. The town doctor proposes a useful solution...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!

This Joke Starts with a Man Searching For the Perfect Woman

An unbelievably perfect man goes on his search for the most beautiful perfect woman.....however, this woman comes with quite the surprise.....

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes...

Joke: The Disturbing Letter

This joke begins with a letter between brothers...

Joke: The Spirit of Christmas

This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.

Joke: The European Afterlife

What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.

Joke: The Famous Grandfather

A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

Joke: The Golden Toilets

This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.

Joke: Fudging the Age...

Joke: The Surprise Return

A defendant was on trial for murder.

Joke: A Politician in the Village

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were...

Joke: The Blond Painter

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.

Joke: The Blonde and the Bodybuilder

A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder...

Joke: Double the Trouble

A woman's husband was cheating on her...

Joke: A Blonde at the Cinema

I went to see a movie the other night...

Joke: The Blondes and the Dent

A blonde lived with two blonde roommates...

Joke: The Lost Coat

Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant...

Joke: What Will They Get?

A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem...

Joke: But You Said...

A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw...

Joke: The Stuck Duck

A little duck goes into a store and waddles up to the manager...

Joke: If It Works, It Works...

Rick signs up with the army and gets sent on basic training...

Joke: The Factory Bear

A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory...

Joke: The Doctor's Plant

Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease...

Joke: The Panhandling Experts

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Joke: The Missing Wife

A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.

Joke: God is Watching...

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch....

Joke: The Staring Viking

A Viking sailed across Europe challenging people to staring...

Joke: Grandma's Advice

A young Italian girl was going on her first date...

Joke: The Gardening Secret

A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the tomatoes won’t ripen.

Joke: Consult the Wife

This joke begins with an unfortunate incident...

Joke: Day and Night

Carolyn, a rich blond, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.

Joke: The Strange Request

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four...

Joke: Squirrels in the Church

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.

Joke: A Blonde's Melons

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along...

Joke: The Odd Contractor

A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house.

Joke: A Snail Job

A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf and a snail were playing cards around a table...

Joke: Why Are They Smiling?

Three new corpses are delivered to the morgue one day, each with a smile on their face.

Joke: The Woo Woo

A newbee hunter asked a experienced old hunter how to hunt bears.

Joke: Detectives in Training

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives.

Joke: The New Mechanic

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change.

Joke: The Desperate Patron

A man walks into a bar and briskly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.