30 Ways to Say Happy New Year to Your Loved Ones!
Ran out of creative ideas on how to wish Happy New Year to someone? Here are 30 terrific New Year's wishes for every occasion!
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
14 Ingenious Mother’s Day Gifts That Will Make You Chuckle
Mother's Day may be past us, but some kids made a lasting impression on their parents with the gifts they made their mothers this year
Hilarious: If I Only Knew the Truth of the Matter Sooner...
When a married couple make it to the Pearly Gates of Heaven after dying in a car crash, they meet St. Peter who tells them that everything is free...
Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign
Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...
Joke: Anything to Regret?
A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...
Joke: The Duck Rule
When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: The Spirit of Christmas
This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.
25 Xmas One-liners to Make Everyone Howl With Laughter
Do you enjoy a good one-liner? If you do, then there's no need to tell you Christmas is the perfect time for them. Here are 25 hilarious Christmas one-liners.
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven
Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men
An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?
A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...
Joke: Now is NOT the Time!
When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Hilarious: How Are You Doing, My Old Friend?
This Joke Starts With a 6th Grade Human Anatomy Lesson
A teacher is asking her sixth-graders about the part of the human anatomy that enlarges itself by 10 times when stimulated. Little Mary chimes in...
It Looks Like the Camel's Gone and Humped Itself (Joke)
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A patient is seriously ill in a hospital bed when it becomes apparent that his meds haven't been administered properly. Things go further downhill...
He Hasn't Quite Got His Priorities Straight (Funny Joke)
When a man walks in on his wife in bed with the milkman, his friend, who's also in the house, is quite surprised with his priorities...
This Joke Starts With a Bible Study Group Discussing Death
A Bible study group is discussing the possibility of imminent death. Everyone gives predictable answers, except for one man in the group that is...
Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven
When a cat dies and goes to Heaven, it makes a special request to God for the hard life it had to endure on Earth. God is only too happy to oblige...
This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral
A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...
Hilarious: A Joyride Comes to a Premature End
Three men are out sampling a fast sports saloon that one of them owns when he gets it wrong and crashes. They soon find themselves in heaven...
Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...
Lovemaking is Different Across Nations (Hilarious Joke)
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman are discussing their previous night's lovemaking in a bar. As it turns out, it's different in each country...
These Greetings Are For Wishing a Fantastic NEW YEAR!
A New Year is the time for resolutions, a fresh start and general optimism. Share these sentiments with a loved one with one of our amazing greetings.
A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)
When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...
Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over
An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...
Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker
A cheeky young construction worker thinks he can have his way with an older colleague, but little did he know how wrong he was...
This Joke Starts With Some Contractors At the White House
Three contractors from different US states descend on the White House to get a contract to fix a broken fence. The negotiating begins in earnest...
Hilarious: What is Life Like After Death?
Where do we go when we die? These two friends, depending on who dies first, promise to return to let the other one know...
Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?
When Morris asks Irving to stall the Rabbi on his behalf so he can go & sleep with the Rabbi's wife, it seems that Irving doesn't know what's really going on...
My High-Flying Kids Can't Afford a Present For Me (Funny)
In spite of having three high-flying children, this poor couple didn't even get a single present at their 50th anniversary, but they have a secret of their own.
A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)
When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...
This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat
Hilarious: Uncle Ted's Running Around Scaring the Kids
When a married man arrives home early from work, the last thing he wants to find is a household in chaos. It turns out Uncle Ted is to blame...
Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...
Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?
An artist is pleased to hear that all 10 of her paintings on display have been bought by someone. Unfortunately, the big purchase has a twist...
These Parents Have a Great Sense of Humor...
These parents have the best sense of humor about their daily struggles. So stay awhile and crack some smiles!
Cheeky, Funny, Unapologetic Children - 20 Pics
Here are 20 funny test answers, all written by children who just couldn't be bothered.
Welcome to Laugh Corner - Single Panel Comics
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Vandalism Is Not Okay. Unless It Makes You Laugh Out Loud
Vandalism is WRONG. Unless it makes you laugh out loud. Then it’s okay.
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Cheeky Joke: The Shocking News
This preacher was mishandled by the media...
Joke: Similar Problems...
What a coincidence!
Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy
When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...
Joke: The Odd Driver
When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...
Joke: Impossible Demands
A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...
Joke: 3 Nurses in Heaven
There are 3 nurses, but not the same kind of nurses...
Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier
A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...
Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...
This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
The Indian Hills Community Center sign in Colorado, USA, has gained a worldwide following thanks to the hilarious puns it displays. Here are 30 of them.
Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance
It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Joke: Don't Panic!!!
When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...
Joke: The Brothel Union
Guess which profession just got unionized...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: A Naughty New Tenant
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: King Solomon's Decision
King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...
Cats Have An Innate Ability to Be Really Naughty..
If you have a cat, you know that they can be partial to behaving like jerks sometimes. This is especially true in the 19 hilarious photos you're about to see.
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..
Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
Laugh Your Socks Off With These Amusing Car Pranks
Watch the works of these tricksters on their friends, family and neighbors! There is even one specially dedicated to the local police officers.
19 Hilarious Things That Happened At Real Weddings
Wedding days are certainly filled with heartfelt and beautiful moments, but sometimes, hilarious incidents get caught on camera too...
Joke: The Curious Little Girl
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...
Joke: A True Story
This joke proves some stories are too weird for fiction.
Joke: To Heaven and Back
A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect
Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...
Joke: Dad, I Need Money
A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...
Joke: Driving By the Numbers
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
Joke: Ah, to Be Six Again...
A man doesn't know what to do when his wife says she wants to be six again...
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
Joke: The Weird Letter
A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...
This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...
Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
Joke: Everything For a $1
When a man sees an ad for a vacation at a golf resort where everything costs just a single dollar, he immediately decides to book himself a holiday...
Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens
When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper
The state decides to spend $6 million to raise all highway signs by 12 inches. A state trooper and farmer soon get talking about it...
Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...
When a pastor is mistaken for a country singer while doing his rounds, he's quite taken aback, however he soon gets used to his new-found fame...
Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!
A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...
Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!
Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: The Three Politicians
Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...
Naughty Joke: These Days Are Much More Liberal, Grandma
When a granddaughter comes downstairs in a see-through blouse and without a bra on, grandma plots a fitting response for her not doing as she says...