Joke: Listening is Important!
Great joke about listening to directions while drunk
Have You Heard This One? An American in An Irish Pub
This joke begins with an American going into a pub in good ol' Ireland...
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
This joke begins with an old lady with a bizarre proposal to the bank...
This Man Managed a Challenge No-One Else Could (Funny)
A scrawny little man undertakes a challenge at a bar that no-one else seemed to be able to manage. As he begins, people look on in anticipation...
Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!
A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...
When A Billionaire Loses a Bet - Hilarious!
We have to hand it to the man, not only does he look 'fabulous' and filled the terms of his bet, but he also managed to turn it into a charity event that ended up really helping those in need.
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices
This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...
Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...
This joke begins with two guys having a conversation in the bar...
Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)
A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...
Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)
A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
Joke: Driving By the Numbers
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?
A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...
Joke: My Beer is Better!
At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...
Joke: Beer For Everyone!
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender...
Hilarious: The 3 Women and the Drunkard
This joke begins with 3 villager women returning to their village and encountering something on the road...
I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)
A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...
Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question
A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency
Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...
This Joke Starts With a Minister Doing Something Different
A church minister decides to do something a little different during his sermon, so he starts spouting random words for his congregation to sing hymns to...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex
A drunk loses his Rolex on a dark street. Luckily for him, a good Samaritan soon passes by in order to give him a hand.
This Joke Starts With Two Men Going On a Camping Trip
Two men go camping in the woods and promise to do it again 20 years after. They come across a beautiful fishing brook...
Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down
A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...
Hilarious: Who Would Have Thought She Donated So Much?
This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde
Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...
He Hasn't Quite Got His Priorities Straight (Funny Joke)
When a man walks in on his wife in bed with the milkman, his friend, who's also in the house, is quite surprised with his priorities...
Palm Readers Never Cease to Amaze (Hilarious Joke)
A man visits a palm reader that's exhibiting at a street fair. It doesn't take long for her to amaze him with her accuracy...
This Lovely Lady Has a Message For the Manager (Hilarious)
A rather attractive woman leaves the ladies' room in a bar, and has a message for the manager. She turns her attentions to the barman to get it across...
These CEOs Have An Argument Over Beer (Funny Joke)
I Don't Think It's Safe For Him to Use That Thing (Joke)
A drunk man turns up at a fairground booth and attempts to win a prize. When he hits three bullseyes in a row, everyone is amazed...
Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)
A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will
A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...
Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?
A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..
Hilarious: Barman, Why's That Meat Hanging Up There?
A man walks into a bar and wonders why on earth there are two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He promptly asks the barman why they're there...
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)
A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...
This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi
Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...
Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side
A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?
When two married men are discussing how not to get yelled at after a night out, it appears that one of the men has an inspired solution...
Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal
When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...
The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent
This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...
Hilarious: When a Spot of Generosity Goes Unappreciated
While a woman is praying to God in order to retrieve her stolen money, some post office workers think that they're doing a really good deed.
An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)
When an airplane captain accidentally leaves the plane's intercom on, all of his passengers become privy to what he intends to do when he's on the ground again.
Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men
An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?
Hilarious: This Cowboy Seems a Little Confused...
This cowboy has a rather odd tradition that he likes to keep when he goes drinking at a bar. As he sits down, he begins to explain...
Hilarious: Are You Puzzled By the Puzzle, Dear?
This little old lady is trying to put a rooster puzzle together, but she's struggling. She enlists her neighbor to help her, but a realization is soon made...
Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
It appears that a man who has his hands full is about to have hands that are even fuller...
Great Joke: The Postman Doesn't Just Deliver Letters
A postman sees one of the people who lives in this houses he visits on his rounds. They get talking about a drunken Saturday night the weekend before...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Cheeky Trio
Have You Heard This One? The Magic Potion...
Joke: The Bond Between Mother and daughter
A good deed from Daughter to mother.
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Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Cheeky Joke: The Shocking News
This preacher was mishandled by the media...
Joke: Similar Problems...
What a coincidence!
Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...
Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...
This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy
When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...
Joke: The Odd Driver
When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...
Joke: Impossible Demands
A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...
Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier
A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...
Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...
This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
The Indian Hills Community Center sign in Colorado, USA, has gained a worldwide following thanks to the hilarious puns it displays. Here are 30 of them.
Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance
It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..
Joke: How Did You KNOW??
This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: Don't Panic!!!
When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...
Joke: The Brothel Union
Guess which profession just got unionized...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: A Naughty New Tenant
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: King Solomon's Decision
King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...
Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?
A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...
Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..
Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...
Joke: The Curious Little Girl
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...
Joke: A True Story
This joke proves some stories are too weird for fiction.
Joke: To Heaven and Back
A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect
Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...
Joke: Dad, I Need Money
A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...
Joke: Ah, to Be Six Again...
A man doesn't know what to do when his wife says she wants to be six again...
Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign
Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...