What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times