Peach Puns

These funny peach puns will leave you s-peach-less.

Peach Puns

What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.