Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker