Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Did you hear about the misbehaving unicorn? Sure, but I never though that these creatures could get so horny.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
What do you call a philosophical fairy?
Thinker-bell.
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
Most unicorns start off as poor hunters until they can really horn their skills.
Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive. All they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
What do you call nomadic gnomes?
Gnomads.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.
Where did Santa's little helpers go to high school?
They didn't, they were gnome-schooled.
Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
It’s a little gnome fact.
Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Long time no sea.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What sound does a gnome make when he's eating dinner?
Gnome-gnome-gnom-gnom-gnom-nom-nom!
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.