I really like guitars
They just strike a chord with me.
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses? R'n'Brie
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?
Because of his contra band...
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.