I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
Nothing. It goes right through them.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.