I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!