What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!