What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.