Holiday Puns

Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

Holiday Puns

Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
It's ice to meet you.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Yule be sorry.
I loaf you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
You sleigh me.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
I only have ice for you.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.