Do you beer-lieve in magic?
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Just one hot chick."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"That's all, yolks."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
She has high elf-esteem.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Make it rein.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
You snooze. You booze.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Having a good hare day."
Rebel without a Claus.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
As it snow happens.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Sips getting real.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I'm fondue you, it's true
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
You are un-beer-lievable!
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
You’re the queen of my heart.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I'm snow bored.
Love at frost sight!
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I'm snow bored.
"Eggs love you."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
"Just don't carrot all."
Cutest clover in the patch.
Believe in your elf.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
This is snow laughing matter!
You're so clover!