Holiday Puns

Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

Holiday Puns

It takes one to snow one.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Get clover it, babe.
"You make me egg-static."
My love for you is like no otter.
It takes one to snow one.
You have a pizza my heart.
I wood never leaf you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I fence-y you.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You raise the bar.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I'm the life of the paddy.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Sip, sip, horray!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I whale always love you.
You're so clover!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
"You're a real good egg."
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Believe in your elf.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I can heartly wait to see you.
You better beer-live it!
Say it ain’t snow.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I think I found my perfect match
"Just one hot chick."
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Drink happy thoughts.
He’s my pinch charming.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
You snow the drill.
I love you dairy much.