Holiday Puns

Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

Holiday Puns

Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Sips getting real.
I followed my heart to you.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
We make a great pear
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
We like to paddy.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Hold on for deer life.
He’s my pinch charming.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I’m fondue you.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
It’s snow joke.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"You're a real good egg."
Cutest clover in the patch.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You snow the drill.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Who’s your paddy?
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
It takes one to snow one.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Don’t be elfish.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!