Holiday Puns

Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

Holiday Puns

“You’re my soul Santa.”
We like to paddy.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Who’s your paddy?
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
As it snow happens.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I “lub” you.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
As it snow happens.
You are pitcher perfect.
"I've found some bunny to love."
That look soots you.
I love you dairy much.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Irish you luck.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
"That's all, yolks."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Snow thank you.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
"No eggs-cuses."
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I find you very a-peeling.
You are spud-tacular.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
This is snow laughing matter!
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Distill my beating heart.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."