If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
He’s my pinch charming.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
"Just don't carrot all."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Who’s your paddy?
I’m fondue you.
Burst into cheers!
Cutest clover in the patch.
Life is brew-tiful!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
People are always after me lucky charms.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I love you meow and forever.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
"Just one hot chick."
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Up to snow good.
I think I found my perfect match
Distill my beating heart.
Every piece of you is sweet.
We have great chemis-tree.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Hold on for deer life.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
"For peep's sake."
Gold riddance.
"Happy eggster."