"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Sip, sip, horray!
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
"Eggs-cuse me."
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Yule be sorry.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Distill my beating heart.
I fence-y you.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I dig you a hole lot.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
That look soots you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Don’t worry, beer happy.
"You make me egg-static."
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
"Some bunny needs vodka."
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
"For peep's sake."
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
It’s snow joke.
My love for you is like no otter.
As it snow happens.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Let’s get elf-ed up.