My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You are pitcher perfect.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Gold riddance.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
We like to paddy.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Say it ain’t snow.
Your presents is requested.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
It takes one to snow one.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
I fence-y you.
You're so clover!
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
"Happy eggster."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
"Hey there, hop stuff."