You snow the drill.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
It’s snow joke.
Can’t pinch this.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
I dig you a hole lot.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Snow on and snow forth.
"Just one hot chick."
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Up to snow good.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
You better beer-live it!
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I’m feelin’ pine.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
It’s worth a shot.
It takes one to snow one.
You shamrock my world.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
"You're a real good egg."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"No eggs-cuses."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
I wood never leaf you.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
"That's all, yolks."
I only have ice for you.
Shake your shamrocks.