I’m fondue you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Yoda one for me!
Resting Grinch face.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
We have great chemis-tree.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Burst into cheers!
Can’t pinch this.
You’re my lucky charm.
Time to spruce things up.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
You snooze. You booze.
Birch, please.
We make a great pear
The snuggle is real.
I’m feelin’ pine.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
I call the shots.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
You’re the queen of my heart.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
It takes one to snow one.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
"Hey there, hop stuff."
You sleigh me.