"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
"Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life."
- Sadhguru
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous