“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
"Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life."
- Sadhguru
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous