Funny Running Quotes

If you don't enjoy running, you will definitely relate to these hilarious running quotes.

Funny Running Quotes

“Running: Cheaper than therapy.”
-seen on runner’s T-shirt
"Runner's logic: I'm tired. Let me go for a run."
Unknown
“Don’t be a jogger, they’re the one’s who find dead bodies.” – Amanda Brooks
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
“I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I’ve been really lucky. I didn’t have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.”
– Ryan Reynolds, actor
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
Robin Williams
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
"Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet."
Unknown
"If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. If you don't feel bad at 26 miles, you're abnormal."
Rob de Castella
“I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” – Wendy Liebman
"Slow runners make fast runners look good. Thank you."
From the back of a T-shirt
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
"If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it."
Gene Thibeault
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
Bill Kirby
"If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill."
Marty Stern
"Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one."
Unknown
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
"If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
From a runner's T-shirt