Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
You had me at ruff.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
So … do you run here often?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
You leave me Wonton more.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
How much will $20 get me?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I think my heart just lagged.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?