Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"You deserve better and so do I."
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

You made my life a mess

Please call a clean-up crew
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

But I don't care

Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.