Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You make my heart skip a beet.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Namastay here or come home with me?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I think I glove you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.