I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.