Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I find my core strength in you.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
You're my missing ingredient.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I can score from multiple positions.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.