Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Here's to a big opening weekend.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?