You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
So how many cats do you have?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Namastay here or come home with me?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I've only got three months to live.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
"You deserve better and so do I."
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Your lab or my lab?
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.