Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Let's cross the international dateline together.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.