Your treat or mine?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
God was just showing off when he made you.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Permission to board?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
There’s snow one like you.
How about a kanga-root?
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?