Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
How about a kanga-root?
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
You are my raisin to smile.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.