Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You dropped something. My jaw.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I dreamt about you. You died.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.