Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
So, is it my dugout or yours?
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I Ecuador you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
I want to stretch with you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You're such a TEAse.