You're quite the catch, baby.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Here comes the sun of my life
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Can we still share a netflix account?
How about we get down to monkey business?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
You are the object of my preposition.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?