Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
I Tour de Francy you.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Girl its been fun

But im leaving you
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You are so right. And I am so left.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
You look like my future ex wife.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.