Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I think you're barbe-cute.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
All you need is MY love
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.