Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Hello there, how do you brew?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much