Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You just caused a heat wave.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
I want you. I knead you.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
When are you going to invite me to church?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.